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Arch Enemies

by Shannon on Saturday, 5 of May, 2007 at 6:41 pm

I so want an arch enemy, a nemesis, an antagonist.  Some guy (or woman) that rubs his hands in glee and laughs manically when something doesn’t go my way.  It would make my life so much easier on so many levels. 

First I’d have an object to focus all my scorn at, and it wouldn’t be floating around the world all willy-nilly.  Scorn takes a lot of energy and time to cultivate properly, and right now I’m wasting all mine on numerous people who just don’t deserve it.  Of course, certain political leaders who shall remain nameless (coughbushcough), certain members of religious groups who I dislike enough I’ll just go ahead and mention him, Pat Robertson, and that really perky girl (I refuse to use the term ‘barista’ for some reason it grates on my nerves, besides I’m pretentious enough without using a word like that) who works at the local Starbucks and always asks me if I want that low fat, even though I’ve ordered the same thing from her like a million times.  Hell, she can remember my name, but she can’t remember the low fat thing.  Give me a brake.  Okay, those people all deserve my contempt to varying degrees, oh and the list is way longer then that.  I find Celine Dion annoying, and Mariah Carey better hope to god she never runs into me in a dark alley, Paris Hilton inspires me to a level of disgust few people can reach.  (Read more…)